Bullseye was a carnival clown just getting off from his shift when he heard a high-pitched, whirring noise coming from a tattered target board in the woods. Riddled with holes, spinning very slowly as if by an unseen force the target mesmerized him. Bullseye was so hypnotized, he tripped over a tree root and fell straight into the target. An icy dread crept up his spine and his head began to spin in circles. He tried everything to get the board off, including shouting at it and gouging it with knives but nothing worked. If you hear his cries, don’t heed his call. He will challenge you to a deadly game of knives and he always wins.
How about a game of darts? Just be warned: this board hits back…and boy, can he aim. Bullseye stands 4’6” tall and has a chip – or, rather, a target board – on his shoulder. Watch in horror as his mouth moves and his head spins 360°, going round and round like the taunts he throws your way. Accompanied by a repertoire of chilling carnival music as he jests and jabs, Bullseye is a whole lot of talk. But get range of his killer aim, and you’ll see that he’s not clowning around.